Seven - the best straight man that ever was Pt.2
(Liquor=lick her and poker=poke her, in case you didn’t get that)
Can somebody please tell me what is happening
YEAH
TRY IT RIGHT NOW
RIGHT THERE
WITH PRESENT COMPANY
I’ve read that this scene was cut in some countries due to being too gay, lol.
Perving rule #2
If you MUST ogle while she’s right beside you, don’t make it worse by licking your lips and mouthing ‘yum’.
Is there even a scene between these two where Janeway ISN’T ogling Seven? Because I don’t think there is.
These are all based on the episode “One Small Step” 6x08. I think it’s been a couple weeks now since I watched it and I just can’t take any more because this is SO typical of everything wrong with Voyager. Nothing could make me care about the imaginary lost crew of a ship to Mars because yet again, the premise of the episode was a space anomaly and because, YET AGAIN, Voyager is doing something it shouldn’t even be doing but does ALL THE TIME, which is deal with some shit from the Alpha quadrant. Just, what is the fucking point of making a show about the Delta quadrant if you’re gonna do this inane shit every other episode.
Everybody is an idiot in this. Even Tuvok. And Chakotay is randomly incompetent because they never have any character development for him outside of being his own nationality or boxing with Boothby or all of a sudden going all Ahab on a mission of exploration. Seven apparently only exists to serve as a counter-argument to the writer’s dumbassery that they don’t even bother addressing, just ignoring, FOR SCIENCE!
And then the most painfully tragic line ever is spoken by Tom Paris. The lap of luxury. Is this like the writers purposely trolling everyone or are they too dumb to realize that Voyager’s biggest downfall is that it’s about a ship lost in space but has nothing to do with a ship lost in space… OH FUCK IT.
Yep lol My first real Demotivational xD
Sometimes I think it’s so obvious on Star Trek that the writers did it on purpose.
Okay, a month later, I updated the Star Trek jewelry box. xD I ultimately went Janeway/Seven because I already had that pic cut out from one of my old Star Trek desk calendars, lol. And now the box feels more all-inclusive.
This if my first weekend off in a long time, and guess how I’m spending my Saturday night? Yeah, Tuvok techno remix and Voyager marathon. How do I even have friends?
