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Wow, Harry Kim, holding hands on the first date?? No way. You can get herpes from that. No wonder Tom was jealous.
Uhh but really, after seeing this episode, I really don’t think I have the will to go on… with the show or my life.
Based on “The Disease” 5x17. Harry Kim is like College Freshman and Bad Luck Brian rolled into one. I don’t even want to talk about horrifically dumb this episode is, but at least it’s so bad it’s funny. Lol at people having to get permission to have sex. Janeway is such a prude it’s unreal. I can see her sitting at her desk with a pile of PADDS judging who gets to have sex with whom, since there’s nothing more important to do on Voyager.
This is also not to mention all the traditional/anti feminist themes I brought up in a previous post.
Sex. We had sex. :(
Oh the shame.
Reblogging myself for the gif
“I don’t need anyone to choose my friends for me.”
You know what this is, guys? This is the moment Tom fell in love with Harry. Look at that face. Scorn and hatred don’t confuse him; kindness does.
Yup. Then it took him like a year to convince Harry that you don’t get STDs from kissing.
These are all based on the episode “One Small Step” 6x08. I think it’s been a couple weeks now since I watched it and I just can’t take any more because this is SO typical of everything wrong with Voyager. Nothing could make me care about the imaginary lost crew of a ship to Mars because yet again, the premise of the episode was a space anomaly and because, YET AGAIN, Voyager is doing something it shouldn’t even be doing but does ALL THE TIME, which is deal with some shit from the Alpha quadrant. Just, what is the fucking point of making a show about the Delta quadrant if you’re gonna do this inane shit every other episode.
Everybody is an idiot in this. Even Tuvok. And Chakotay is randomly incompetent because they never have any character development for him outside of being his own nationality or boxing with Boothby or all of a sudden going all Ahab on a mission of exploration. Seven apparently only exists to serve as a counter-argument to the writer’s dumbassery that they don’t even bother addressing, just ignoring, FOR SCIENCE!
And then the most painfully tragic line ever is spoken by Tom Paris. The lap of luxury. Is this like the writers purposely trolling everyone or are they too dumb to realize that Voyager’s biggest downfall is that it’s about a ship lost in space but has nothing to do with a ship lost in space… OH FUCK IT.
Based on “The Disease” 5x17. Harry Kim is like College Freshman and Bad Luck Brian rolled into one. I don’t even want to talk about how horrifically dumb this episode is, but at least it’s so bad it’s funny. Lol at people having to get permission to have sex. Janeway is such a prude it’s unreal. I can see her sitting at her desk with a pile of PADDS judging who gets to have sex with whom, since there’s nothing more important to do on Voyager.
This is also not to mention all the traditional/anti feminist themes I brought up in a previous post.
Sex. We had sex. :(
I interrupt the quality on your dash to bring you this “”graphic”” of Harry Kim because he is my boyfriend and I love him to bits and pieces.
Tom Paris made this.
To all the people who liked/reblogged my last Voyager post…
… I love you.
Here’s a pic of Tom loving Harry.
“Draw Something” with my pal, Jess. If anyone wants to play with me, my name on there is also anonymousromulan.
Convo with my pal Jonathan:
(1:19:28 AM) Me: also lol now i am laughing again at harry losing his virginity to tom
(1:20:23 AM) Jonathan: “C’MON HARRY….”
“I DUNNO…”
“C’MOOOOONNNN”
“Well….”
“C’MON HONEY….”
“ok :)”
(1:20:47 AM) Me: oh man i wanna see tom pull that off all smoothly
(1:20:56 AM) Jonathan: lol yes
(1:21:02 AM) Me: but also lol at that
(1:21:06 AM) Me: him just peer pressuring him
(1:21:22 AM) Jonathan: That’s the only way to get Kim to do anything.
(1:21:28 AM) Me: “YOU HAVEN’T HAD SEX YET? WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT THE ACADEMY, STUDYING??”
(1:21:37 AM) Jonathan: “Well… yeah…”
(1:22:14 AM) Jonathan: “THEY TOLD US IT WASN’T ALLOWED.”
I fucking love Voyager
Harry Kim. You could replace the kid in every college freshman meme with Harry and it would be accurate. He is the biggest goody goody Buzz Killington ever. He reminds me of the kind of kids I went to college with who lived on campus and didn’t have to have jobs and loaded up on 17 credit semesters and didn’t gain any actual life experience because their moms told them not to. Then you go on shore leave and he gets you a non-smoking room lolol. I laugh every time he’s on screen because it’s Voyager and all he does is the same shit and he never changes.
“Being a Harry Kim” has therefore been assimilated into my lexicon as someone who is doing something to indicate a reserved or sheltered life, along with “being a Riker” for eating everything, “being a Damar” for being drunk and/or a pimp, and “being a Pacard” (or Kes) for getting blazed.
Seriously, while I’m at work I think about how I look forward to going home and watching Voyager. Talk about a strange twist of events.
Also, Tim Russ’s music career gives me a reason to live.
