collectible garbage

Funny seeing this on my dash today. I actually watched this one with my friend-crush last night and thought about how I’m probably Fry in a Fry/Leela situation. :|

(Source: fuckyeahnewnewyork)

dessert:

look at thisfr eakin chop chop zippo lighter

Uhh so I think I need this to live

m-o-o-g-l-e:

anonymousromulan:

I know I’m going to regret this when I’m sober since it makes no god damn sense to anyone.

This is me irl.

Omg, this stupid pic was worth it for this one comment. I lol’ed forever. <3

Bender is my spirit animal

This is what I’m cleaning my room to. Wish me luck.

Need new earrings? Why not Zoidberg?

Only thing that sucks is you can’t see earrings with my haircut but whatever.

I know I’m going to regret this when I’m sober since it makes no god damn sense to anyone.

circuitsmaximus:

anonymousromulan:

Oh man, teh Biggs sent me mail! If I ever have my own working computer again, I will be playing this finally.

Thank you, circuitsmaximus and ignition07. :) I don wanna use ur real names cos ppl mite never forgot.

ppl mite never forgot

still lollin

Lol, glad I can live up to the language of teh Biggs

Well this is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: imastavros)

I kind of look like that.

(Source: pokemonmademegay)

discobloodbathboogiefever:

Batman and Throbbin’. Hahaha.

WTF… lmao

g00kie-m0nster:

Johnny Cage: over 15 points of articulation. Exactly -zero- points of interest (taken at Minotaur, a comic/pop culture shop in Melbourne’s CBD, about three weeks after all the other action figures in that collection were sold. Last time I checked - yesterday, when I got Batman Incorporated Vol. 2 #1 - he was still there).

Well I kind of want it, lmao.

Oh man, teh Biggs sent me mail! If I ever have my own working computer again, I will be playing this finally.

Thank you, circuitsmaximus and ignition07. :) I don wanna use ur real names cos ppl mite never forgot.

My reaction to the trailer for that wannabe Great Gatsby movie. File this under shit no one will care about, but did anyone involved with making that “film” even read the fucking book or did they just read Sparknotes? It’s basically a Moulin Rouge shitfest but with 1920s haircuts and cars. I wouldn’t be surprised if Gatsby dies of tuberculosis. I know that actual literature is a lost art and appreciation for it among the average person is almost non existent but I’m sick of having it rubbed in my face. I also know that doing a film adaptation of The Great Gatsby is a difficult task since you lose Fitzgerald’s language. And while the novel does actually utilize plot extensively, that’s not the point. I think that there CAN be a good or at least decent film adaptation if it’s made by someone who really loves the book. But not by some typical Hollywood fucktard. It’s kind of fucking sad that a fan made NES style Great Gatsby game is truer to the book than this unintuitive piece of stinking crap trailer. And I hate how people always tell me that of course I’m not going to or don’t like something because I go into it already hating it. Oh sorry that I can smell shit a mile away and can analyze a lot from just a tiny shit sample. And DiCaprio as Gatsby? BARF.

I DON’T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE. At least I have Prometheus and new Futurama episodes to look forward to. :| And I guess I will go read my recently thrifted copy of This Side of Paradise or maybe even re-read Gatsby because someone still loves you, F. Scott Fitzgerald. ;_;

Sorry this wasn’t the least bit eloquent, lol.